Me: My leg?
Granny: On the bed.
Me: Oh yeah. I was hitting it, like, every day. So I put the bed back the way it was
Granny: You should have kept it the way it was.
Me: I did. I put it back on the floor.
Granny: Uh huh. What?
Me: I PUT IT BACK ON THE FLOOR. No more scars.