Strangulation Conversation

Granny: Your mother said you hit your leg.

Me: My leg?

Granny: On the bed.

Me: Oh yeah. I was hitting it, like, every day. So I put the bed back the way it was

Granny: You should have kept it the way it was.

Me: I did. I put it back on the floor.

Granny: Uh huh. What?

Me: I PUT IT BACK ON THE FLOOR. No more scars.

Granny: hahahaha